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Don't Just Play the Market.
Learn It.
Like a Pro.

Before you invest real money in the stock market, prove you can beat the S&P. Train with real stocks, zero risk, and the smartest learning system in the game.

100% Simulated Portfolios
AI-Driven Learning
Investment Thesis Builder
Futuristic Whale Trading
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Your Investor Training Ground

This isn't a game. It's a simulator. A classroom. A dojo. If you want to get good at investing, this is where you start.

Learn the Language of Investors
Master essential concepts with flashcards and daily quizzes. AI explains anything you don't understand—fast.

"If you don't know it, you don't level up."

Build Your Investment Thesis
Write your logic. Get AI feedback. Then publish to earn badges and sharpen your thinking.

"A real investor can explain why they invest."

Trade with Real Stocks (No Risk)
Use virtual money, live stock data, and real strategy. Track your performance vs the S&P across 1Y, 5Y, and 10Y simulations.

"Beat the S&P before risking a dollar."

Become a Whale
Earn your rank by learning, proving, and improving. Climb the leaderboard. Manage simulated high-value portfolios.

"No shortcuts—only skill."

Beat the S&P for a Year.
Before You Invest for Real.

StonkWhales is your investor training ground.
No ads. No fake coins. Just real learning, real challenges, and real growth.

Simulated portfolios with real stock data
AI-powered learning with flashcards & quizzes
Investment thesis builder with instant feedback
Track performance over 1Y, 5Y, 10Y simulations
Compete to earn your way from Guppy to Whale

"If you can't beat the market with training money, you shouldn't risk real money."

Learn the Stock Market

Train like an investor. Think like an owner.

Master the stock market with bite-sized lessons, AI-powered flashcards, and a risk-free simulator. Build your confidence, test your strategies, and prove you can beat the S&P—before you invest for real.

Join the First 100 Whales

Get 67% off lifetime access — only $99 instead of $299 for the first 100 users.
Unlock full access after Shark level

Everything you need to become a confident investor

  • AI-Powered Learning Assistant
  • Unlimited Portfolio Simulations
  • Long-Term Performance Tracking (1Y, 5Y, 10Y)
  • Advanced Analytics & Insights
  • Investment Thesis Feedback
  • Ad-Free, Distraction-Free Learning
Early Adopter Package
$299
$99one-time
67% off for first 100 users only
Lifetime access • No recurring fees

Small fish play for free. Whales unlock the ocean.